Dear Bitches,

The most awful thing happened! You’ll never guess! I’m barely 15 and I got raped. Well, almost. He’s twenty-something. I’m so scared now. I’m so scared to take the lift. I’m so scared to walk alone but I don’t know what to do so I just blog about the experience and steal lyrics off of Kurt Cobain and let the interwebs think I’m some poor tortured girl. I feel so violated. I want to die. I want to be fixed but I can’t be fixed. I hate boys. I’m such a lousy lover.  

ES

Dear Empty Slut,

Boo fucking Hoo, you little whore. You blog about your underage sexcapades so openly so we’re finding it kind of difficult to believe you. If whatever the fuck you’re saying is really true (because it sounds like one big ball of lies, sweetheart), file a goddamn report or tell a goddamn adult(one who’s reliable) but for fuck’s sake, stop being an attention whore. 

Bless Off 

PS: You make it really hard for us to be sympathetic.