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Fine Lines

Dear Tumblr Sheep,

There’s a fine line between twisted humour and distasteful humour and no-one-but-you-finds-this-funny humour. No, you know what. We’re not even going to be kind. There’s a fucking huge GAP, as wide as your momma’s legs when she’s flat on her back, between twisted humour and distasteful humour and ‘no-one-but-you-finds-this-funny humour. And 97% of you manage to cross this HUGE GAP effortlessly every single time you think you’re being funny.

For fuck’s sake, you are not funny. Stop trying. 

Bless off