Dear Bitches, 

I really want to go for the Tumblr Meetup but I’m afraid. I really want to see you bitches but I’m afraid you two will be mean to me and make fun of me and embarrass me in front of everyone. I really want to be your friend but I’m afraid you two won’t like me. 

Scared 

O, sweetie. 

You don’t have to go to the Tumblr Meetup to be ridiculed. We are already mean to you but you’re too much of a cumbubble to realise this. We make fun of you on a regular basis but you’re too much of a blithering twat to even notice. And we don’t have to embarrass you in front of everyone. You do that on your own. Don’t worry about us not liking you. We don’t and there’s nothing you can do about it. 

Bless Off

PS: See you at the Meetup!