Dear Bitches,

I really really think you girls are cool so I read your personal blogs and like every single post even though I don’t understand everything you write about. I try so hard to write like you girls and I really really try to think like you too. But you girls won’t give me the time of day. Why? I love y’all so much. I just want to be like y’all! Is that so wrong? Why won’t y’all follow me back and like my posts and be my friend? Why? 

Pickle

Dear Cuntface,

You’re not us. You’re too fucking stupid to try to be us. You’re too fucking ridiculous to think you can even associate yourself with us. Stop embarrassing yourself and GTFO while you still can or things are going to get really ugly when we stuff a thousand gerbils up your ass.  

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