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Fag Mag Hag

Dear Bitches,

I hate all these stupid fag mags that try to immortalise in print that men should be blah blah blah and women should be yada yada yada becaue I always fit the description of the men to a T! But I have a vagina! And boobs!

Dear Fag Hag,

You think you have a vagina! And boobs!

You don’t.

It’s not a vagina. It’s an aubergine.

They’re not boobs. They’re plastic bags of Mother’s leftover Minestrone Soup.

Bless Off!

PS: I won’t tolerate no disrespect towards Magazines, yo. I’ve written for magazines and we try to immortalise in print whatever the fuck it is you brainless men and women want to read.